中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?

微信朋友圈

Wechat Moments

请给出一句很有内涵的诗句

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.

一懒众衫小。

Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.

如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？

What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?

穷是一种常态。

It's the common situation.

问世上不会游泳的动物是？

What animals on earth can not swim?

媳妇和妈

Your wife and your mother.

如果被车撞飞10米远，爬起来之后说什么最帅？

What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?

下一辆！

Next!

妈，我是你的什么？

Mother, what am I to you?

因果报应

My karma.

为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？

What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?

知道你过得不好我也就放心了

Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.

为什么打群架的时候普遍会脱掉上衣？

Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?

假如脱掉裤子的话，总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的。

Because it would be weird to take off your pants.

怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？

How should I respond to 'You can you up'?

我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？

So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?

如何一个月减肥40斤？

By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?

截肢

Amputation.

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